It's okay if you thought I wouldn't actually do it; I do have a tendency to get really overly excited about things that aren't feasible. But....
I DID.
And it was damn hard, people. Evidenced here by my chicken wire scratches that make me look like I'm a cutter.
Don't worry, I'm not.
For more chicken wire scratches, please see: right arm, both legs
You may be thinking "that's all nice and good, but you realize you haven't actually grown anything yet, right?"
I do.
Luckily, I've hired* a professional gardener* to help (*hired = didn't hire at all, *professional gardener = Rebecca) make sure all of my crops produce produce. (See what I did there?)
Here's what we're growing, people:
Lettuce (16 heads!)
Strawberries
Broccoli
Zucchini
Cucumbers
Garlic
Onions
Scallions
Summer Squash
Basil
Cilantro
Mint (specifically to make a homemade mojito
You forgot tomatoes! Also, a mojito is the least you can make in return for my expert gardening advice. Freeze some mint and make me one in September! Oh, and an advance apology if my expertise doesn't pan out.
ReplyDeleteOh! And tomatoes!
ReplyDeleteIf your expertise doesn't pan out, you're not getting paid! Also, if your expertise pans out, you're not getting paid!