Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ways My Two Year Old Has Subtley Yet Affectively Shamed Me, Recently

Brady: Are we going to the coffee store?
Me: Yes
Brady: Are you going to say "iced vanilla latte"?

Listen up, people. Having a two year old is like being under constant surveillance by the FBI, then having your every inadequacy (or coffee addiction) thrown at you in a court of law, except the court of law is just your car and the shame is far, far worse.

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