Bedtime at My House, Lately

Me: Okay, Brade, what song do you want to sing first?

Brady: The Sunny Day song

Me: You mean Sunshine (as in You Are My Sunshine)?

Brady: No, the Sunny Day song

Me: I don't know that song

Brady: Sing the Sunny Day song

Me: How does it go?

Brady: Sing the Sunny Day song

Me: Okay.

It's a sunny day! It's a sunny day!

Everyone is happy 'cause it's a sunny day!

We love to play outside when it's a sunny day,

'Cause the sun makes everyone waaaaarm!

Brady: Yeah.

Me: What do you want to sing next?

Brady: Ummm... Robot Song

Me: There is no Robot Song

Brady: Sing the Robot Song

Me: You're only saying that because you're looking at your robot toy.

Brady: Sing the Robot Song

Me: *sigh*

I am a ro-bot! I am a ro-bot!

I eat megabytes! I am a ro-bot!

I am made of metal because I am a ro-bot!

Brady: Sing the Dora song

Me: (this is where I abandon any ounce of self-respect I have left and sing the entire Dora the Explorer theme song, with the Spanish accents and everything, because I apparently know

it now).

This kid better grow up to be a millionaire.