Where to?

So, per my goals, I have to plan a trip to be taken next year. I figured out that I have six paydays each month (because I don't have a real job and therefore have three different employers), and that if I transferred just $25 from four of those paydays to a secret account in Switzerland, I would eventually have $1200 for a vacation.

That's about the best I can do.

So where should I go?

Fact: I have traveled more places abroad than in the US. In fact, I have never been west of the Mississippi. Therefore, I think it should be somewhere in the US (plus, we're working with $1200 here, so come on..)

Other facts about me:

I would like to be warm, but not too warm.

I don't wear bathing suits.

This is supposed to be a restful trip, so nowhere like NYC. It has to be cozy and relaxing, but I'm not interested in being murdered in my sleep, so nowhere too far off the beaten path.

Now, please come up with a destination for me.